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Versus: Jesse Eisenberg vs. Michael Cera

Posted by NicktheMayor On July - 16 - 2010

After watching Zombieland this weekend I noticed a few similarities between these two actors. Let’s take a closer look.

Features: Jesse: Lanky, Mini-Fro Michael: Lanky, Mini-er Fro
Comedic Style: Jesse: Stuttering Sarcasm Michael: Whispering Sarcasm
Roles: Jesse: Off Beat Comedies/ Romantic Comedies Michael: Off Beat Comedies/ Romantic Comedies
Strange Occurence in Roles: Jesse: Lands Hot Or At Least Cute Chick Michael: Lands Hot Or At Least Cute Chick
     

After careful research of all of the above I have come to the conclusion that these two are indeed the same person. Anyone else see the similarities? Hit the Add Comment link in the header and let us know what you think.

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Versus: Jesse Eisenberg vs. Michael Cera
Avoidance ADD, Featured, Versus

Versus: Simpson showdown: Marge vs. Jessica

Posted by NicktheMayor On August - 5 - 2009

Marge

Features: Jessica: Stacked Marge: Stack of Blue Hair
Lifestyle: Jessica: Singer, Tabloid Queen Marge: Stay at home mom
Brains: Jessica: Reportedly has little Marge: Not sure, but see Jessica
Love Life: Jessica: Dated John Mayor Marge: Married fat oaf named Homer
Voice: Jessica: Like an angel Marge: Raspy, smoked one too many

It’s a close call but unfortunately for Marge I have to go with Jessica just for the funbags alone. Let me know what you think.

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Versus: Simpson showdown: Marge vs. Jessica
Avoidance ADD, Featured, Versus

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