| Features: | Jessica: Stacked | Marge: Stack of Blue Hair |
| Lifestyle: | Jessica: Singer, Tabloid Queen | Marge: Stay at home mom |
| Brains: | Jessica: Reportedly has little | Marge: Not sure, but see Jessica |
| Love Life: | Jessica: Dated John Mayor | Marge: Married fat oaf named Homer |
| Voice: | Jessica: Like an angel | Marge: Raspy, smoked one too many |
It’s a close call but unfortunately for Marge I have to go with Jessica just for the funbags alone. Let me know what you think.
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